Wingless goose playing with her rescuer

620 points, 81 comments.

6m

It was enough though

427 points, 44 comments.

6m

God dammit

1040 points, 83 comments.

26m

How to start a German electric train.

428 points, 102 comments.

47m

No one expects spanish inquition

1524 points, 59 comments.

56m

Priorities

Tags: not my job799 points, 58 comments.

56m

Beware of natural spaghetti.

748 points, 57 comments.

1h

This is why we don't drift on the beach kids

359 points, 50 comments.

1h

Gottagiveittohim, henailedit.

1024 points, 25 comments.

1h

What is the female equivalent of \u201cdon\u2019t stick your dick in crazy\u201d? I didn\u2019t cheat, but he just says that I would never accept it if I did it. How do you defend against that?!

983 points, 310 comments.

1h