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Bannon Caught Fleeing U.S. Disguised as Man Who Recently Took Shower

Photograph by Alessandra Benedetti / Corbis / GettyWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly...

Daily Cartoon: Friday, October 22nd

“If anyone asks, I did this.”Buy New Yorker Cartoons »More Cartoons and HumorDrawings both wry and ridiculous from the latest issue.Some gags to explain to future generations how we lived in 2020.How to draw a horse.Scenes from the life of Roz Chast.Lessons in humor, from grade school to Johnny Carson.Celebrities pick their favorite cartoons.Enter the...

How I’m Planning to Knock My Baby Down a Peg

More HumorDating is so hard when you are an insufferable person with a bland personality.I finally listened to my body, and this is what it had to say.May I steal your dog?I will have kids in a few years, when I am successful and wealthy and my life is finally perfect.Compliments I have received in my thirties, translated.How to experience New York...

Life in the Fantastic World of the Facebook Metaverse

Photograph by Jim Watson / AFP / GettyYou can think about the metaverse as an embodied internet, where instead of just viewing content—you are in it. And you feel present with other people as if you were in other places, having different experiences that you couldn’t necessarily do on a 2D app or web page, like dancing, for example. . . . I think we...

America’s Children Demand That Joe Manchin’s Salary Be Tied to Work Requirement

Photo from GettyWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Declaring “no more government handouts,” millions of America’s children are demanding that all future salary payments to Senator Joe Manchin be tied to a work requirement.Tracy Klugian, who is nine years old, said that Manchin’s current arrangement, in which he is paid for no work whatsoever, amounts...

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, October 21st

“It’s good to get out of the city for a day, even if the rental-car options are limited.”Buy New Yorker Cartoons »More Cartoons and HumorDrawings both wry and ridiculous from the latest issue.Some gags to explain to future generations how we lived in 2020.How to draw a horse.Scenes from the life of Roz Chast.Lessons in humor, from grade school to Johnny...

Fight the Power! Brought to You by the Power

The world is more divided than ever. The rich are getting richer. The poor are getting poorer. Women are getting older. (Yikes!)Photograph by H. Armstrong Robert / GettyThat’s why we at Eville Soda Company™ believe it’s important to fight the powers that be. To dismantle the system. To think different—just like Martin Luther King, Jr., did.In an ever-expanding...

The Most Memorable Compliments I Have Received

More HumorDating is so hard when you are an insufferable person with a bland personality.I finally listened to my body, and this is what it had to say.May I steal your dog?I will have kids in a few years, when I am successful and wealthy and my life is finally perfect.Compliments I have received in my thirties, translated.How to experience New York...

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, October 20th

Buy New Yorker Cartoons »More Cartoons and HumorDrawings both wry and ridiculous from the latest issue.Some gags to explain to future generations how we lived in 2020.How to draw a horse.Scenes from the life of Roz Chast.Lessons in humor, from grade school to Johnny Carson.Celebrities pick their favorite cartoons.Enter the Cartoon Caption Contest for...

El Chapo Refuses to Share a Prison Cell with Steve Bannon

Photograph by Daniel Cardenas / Anadolu Agency / GettyFLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—Amid news that Steve Bannon could soon be jailed for criminal contempt, the convicted drug lord Joaquín (El Chapo) Guzmán said that “under no circumstances” would he agree to share a prison cell with the former Trump adviser.The ex-kingpin said that, although...

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