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6 Reminders To Read When You Feel Like You’re Going Stir Crazy 

1. Just because you’re stuck inside alone doesn’t mean you need to spend time alone. You can call up your partner to have a dinner date over Zoom. You can start watching a movie on Netflix at the same time as your friend so you can text about each scene. You can play multiplayer games over the internet. You can still get in some social interaction,...

30 Insults You Should Steal From Books, Movies, And TV Shows

1. I’m a hoe?! You’re easier to get into than a community college. 2. Copernicus called, turns out you’re not the center of the universe. 3. I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext. 4. Simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate. 5. If you were a spice,...

30 People Reveal The Worst Sex They’ve Ever Had 

1. Her little fucking rat dog of a chihuahua snuck in the room while we’re fucking and attacked me. You have no idea how fast a man can move when there is a set of tiny evil teeth coming at your junk. 2. I bought some fancy, organic lube to try with my boyfriend at the time. We get down to business and my vagina starts stinging a little bit. Then a...

What Each Zodiac Sign Regrets The Most When It Comes To Love

Aries You regret pretending someone meant nothing to you, when really, they meant the world. Taurus You regret moving too slowly and missing a shot at love. Gemini You regret leading someone on and breaking their heart. Cancer You regret staying with someone who treated you horribly for way too long. Leo You regret dating someone with great...

100+ Chuck Norris Jokes to Roundhouse Kick Up Some Laughs [2020]

(Real) Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris is a name known across the world. People tell jokes about him. People cosplay as him. People admire him. However, you might not know much more about him than his name. In order to truly appreciate the Chuck Norris jokes you’re always hearing, you should know some important Chuck Norris facts. Here are some inspiring...

Horror Movies Streaming This Weekend (7/10-7/12)

Hey all you creepy cats and (haunted) kittens, Welcome to your weekend horror watch guide, a new weekly newsletter from Creepy Catalog. (If you’re not already subscribed, you can sign up here). Every week we’ll be highlighting the best horror movies and tv shows that are available anywhere. We’ll try to include as many “free” options from the big platforms...

22 Couples Share The Horrible Advice They Received On Their Wedding Day

1. Cast iron pans are best for beating your husband. Advice from my aunt. 2. My MIL told me if I keep “acting smart” it wouldn’t last long and the secret to her 25 years of marriage is always acting dumb around the husband. Met her husband’s mistress few years later. She was a successful lawyer with a PhD. 3. My MIL set up this Jenga set at our wedding...

What Each Zodiac Sign Does When They Can’t Get Their Ex Off Their Mind

Aries You give into temptation and text them. Taurus You watch romantic comedies and cry about how you want a love that’s real. Gemini You hop onto a dating app to find someone new to occupy your time. Cancer You stalk their social media and get self-conscious about the new person they’re dating. Leo You post cute pictures in the hopes they’re...

Stop Comparing Yourself To Others And Focus On Your Own Healing, Relationships, And Successes 

Focus on your own journey. Stop comparing yourself to everyone else. Stop telling yourself that you’re a failure, that you’re falling behind, that you have so much catching up to do. You aren’t supposed to be measuring yourself against others. You’re supposed to be doing the best you can personally do. The accomplishments of others aren’t supposed...

6 Things That Happen When You’re Too Scared To Flirt

1. The other person doesn’t realize you exist. You don’t want to freak them out by liking too many of their photos or staring at them for too long or initiating a conversation, so you stay out of their way. You don’t talk to them at all. You barely acknowledge their existence. Meanwhile, they have absolutely no idea that you’re interested because you...

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