Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."
1d
"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men."
1w
"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."
2w
"And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle."
2w
"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago."
3w
"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."
4w
"An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory."
Jan 2023
"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence."
Jan 2023
"There are too many people, and too few human beings."
Dec 2022
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
Dec 2022
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