Mickey Rooney

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

3d

Carl Jung

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."

5d

Edmund Burke

"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact."

6d

M. C. Escher

"He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder."

6d

Thomas Neill

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent."

2w

Elvis Presley

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."

2w

Artemus Ward

"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?"

2w

Baltasar Gracian

"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends."

2w

Alan Perlis

"The computing field is always in need of new cliches."

2w

Fats Domino

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."

2w