Don Juan Manuel

"He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have."

18h

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."

1d

Henry Morgan

"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."

2d

George Gallup

"I could prove God statistically."

2d

Clive Barnes

"Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want."

3d

Sir Arthur Eddington

"We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong."

3d

Konrad Lorenz

"It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young."

3d

Warren Beatty

"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play."

5d

Father Larry Lorenzoni

"The average person thinks he isn't."

6d

Bob Hope

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."

2w