Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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George Jackson

"Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice."

Tue Oct 8, 2024 13:47
Rob Delaney

"Guns don't kill people. People who say "Guns don't kill people" kill people. With guns."

Tue Oct 8, 2024 13:47
John H. Patterson

"An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides."

Sun Oct 6, 2024 13:09
Jewish Proverb

"If God lived on earth, people would break his windows."

Fri Oct 4, 2024 13:00
Gerald Nachman

"Nothing fails like success."

Mon Sep 30, 2024 12:52
Jackie Mason

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."

Sun Sep 29, 2024 14:05

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