Sir Barnett Cocks

"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled."

5h

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk."

5h

Suzanne Necker

"Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them."

1d

Foster's Law

"The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders."

2d

Ray Bradbury

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."

2d

Edna St. Vincent Millay

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over."

6d

Joan Rivers

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

1w

Chico Marx

"Mustard's no good without roast beef."

2w

Granville Hicks

"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."

2w

Sir Richard Francis Burton

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."

3w