"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."

"There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth."

"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."

"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."

"If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes."