"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
"Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
"A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company."
"Life is an unbroken succession of false situations."
"Life is a long lesson in humility."
"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it."
"Ninety percent of everything is crap."
"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
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