Czech Proverb

"The big thieves hang the little ones."

1d

Jonathan Winters

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others."

6d

Joe Theismann

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."

2w

Jimmy Carr

"It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted: It isn't. Grow up."

2w

Georges Duhamel

"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."

2w

Norman Brenner

"The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism."

3w

Inigo DeLeon

"The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block."

3w

Adrian Mitchell

"Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people."

3w

John Lithgow

"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug."

4w

Willis Player

"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."

5w