Maurice Chevalier

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."

9h

H. Mumford Jones

"Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."

2d

Bert Leston Taylor

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."

2d

Gian Vincenzo Gravina

"A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company."

4d

Thornton Wilder

"Life is an unbroken succession of false situations."

4d

James M. Barrie

"Life is a long lesson in humility."

5d

P. B. Medawar

"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it."

5d

Theodore Sturgeon

"Ninety percent of everything is crap."

6d

Maureen Murphy

"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."

1w

Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

2w