"The big thieves hang the little ones."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others."
"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."
"It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted: It isn't. Grow up."
"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."
"The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism."
"The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block."
"Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people."
"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug."
"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."
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