FINE. the skill was... WOODWORKING

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the man of arbitrarily-large reverse mysteries

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ATTENTION, ALL AMERICANS READING THIS: you are all accomplices now, practically criminals in the eyes of your government's literary police

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousJanuary 14th, 2022nextJanuary 14th, 2022: I mentioned at the start of the year I felt bad for not adapting James Bond yet! Guess what? NOW I FEEL GREAT!– Ryan

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this comic is just PEAK everest

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousJanuary 12th, 2022nextJanuary 12th, 2022: That said, I would not object to being dragged up and down Everest by someone. At the end I would say that was "pretty cool" and "breathtaking" and then they would be like "we get it Ryan, it's cold and you can't breathe up there". NO REGRETS–...

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t-rex acting like "t-rex" isn't a star among the s-tier names already

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousJanuary 10th, 2022nextJanuary 10th, 2022: I looked up IRL Killingsworths and they exist! THEY WALK AMONG US. I WAS IN AN AIRPORT WITH ONE A WHILE BACK– Ryan

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Winnie the Pooh and Spiderman both stared into their cups of tea. "People always forget the dashes in MY name too," Spidey sighed.

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousJanuary 7th, 2022nextJanuary 7th, 2022: So uh have you ever wished you could read Dinosaur Comics but ALSO be reading newly-public-domain Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet and not-quite-yet-public-domain-but-hopefully-Disney-is-cool-with-it Tigger?? HAVE I GOT AN OVERLAY FOR YOU, MY FRIEND....

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i believe i shall celebrate this comic with some sheet music from 1926

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousJanuary 5th, 2022nextJanuary 5th, 2022: James Bond is also long in the public domain in Canada but I haven't written any cool Canadian James Bond novels?? I have nobody to blame but myself.– Ryan

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emotions: well, i guess you gotta fill the days somehow!!

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousDecember 31st, 2021nextDecember 31st, 2021: Welcome to the end of the year, where I run CLASSIC COMICS! This comic is from 2019, Wednesday's Batman comic originally appeared back in 2018 and Monday's emoji comic is from back in 2018 too. 2018, baby! Anyway that's it for 2021,...

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everyone named "steve" on december 24th has to call themselves "christmas steve". i don't make the rules

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousDecember 24th, 2021nextDecember 24th, 2021: Thank you all for reading Dinosaur Comics! This'll be the last comic of 2021 - I hope you all have a great holidays and gobble delicious foods. THIS IS MY SINCERE HOPE FOR US ALL. See you in 2022!!– Ryan

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shouts out to all with a birthday on this particular day!!!!

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousDecember 22nd, 2021nextDecember 22nd, 2021: Happy birthday to everyone with a birthday this close to Christmas!! I know that often meant you got fewer presents, but hey, here's a comic a stranger wrote that's at least tangentially related to you!! – Ryan

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