forget having kids so they can put you in a home when you're older! DON'T have kids so that way they'll never overwrite you with doom (1993). and don't even get me STARTED on doom (2016)

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ladies and gentlemen, FOUR THOUSAND COMICS!! thank you for reading some percentage of them and MEGA thank yous to those of you who have read EVERY percentange of them (only possible if you start and 0 and work your way up to 100) (percentages above 100 are a fake idea)

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a friend and i once were so impressed by a mountain that we were going to start a podcast where we told each other about mountains. it was to be called "mountain pals"

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okay okay, I'm allowed to change the images once every twenty years. but that's IT

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is this comic better if after Utahraptor's first line in the last panel, it's all other people speaking (as intended), or is it better if ALL the lines in the last panel are from Utahraptor, talking to himself desperately trying to sound like a crowd? This and other mysteries await you, here at the end of the 19th year of Dinosaur Comics

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please, CLEARLY those pyjamas belong to my cat

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and if a normal wood-burning stove is too heavy, instead you can just strap yourself to giant fireworks but turn off the part where they explode. oh crap, i invented rockets AGAIN

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"ravenous" out there taking up lexical space and forcing a word that means "having the nature of ravens" to fall back to "ravenly"

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IF THERE IS NOT OBJECTIVE TRUTH THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE WE ALL DOING? LIKE, HONESTLY, WHAT ARE WE DOING??? NO, NO, DON'T ANSWER THAT

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don't forget to follow me. in real life, i mean. i might stick my head in the shops somewhere, and you're more than welcome to tag along

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