ladies and gentlemen: we are at THREE question marks and all status. repeat: three question marks are go

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WORDS ADDED TO SPELL CHECK TODAY: flabbergastingly, flabbers, gasted, gast, gasting

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if these comics had bad puns, they'd be... wine and cheese

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if you can't write a book after this comic i don't know what to tell you; i've done all that ANYONE can do

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i am the (zombie in the) night

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robyn is back, baby! she never left, but her adventures between then and now just haven't been of note, she's been doing super normal stuff quietly and efficiently!!

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public speaking laffs!!

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listen: living in a hostile universe where TOUCHING THINGS is deadly will do that to you

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this comic is unRTKOable

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when words can't contain the emotions i'm trying to express... that's when i hum

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