mr. freeze, whose full name was Another Guynamed Freeze, studied his birth certificate skeptically.

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later on the reverse genie says that life is pretty good, for her,

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some days you write the comics, some days the comics write you

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if you must know, let's say that, uh, the piano was actually a murderiano. as you can clearly see, it was elementary

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years later, t-rex suddenly, t-rex remembers some old acquaintances, and is left muttering "aw dang it, bean dad"

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classic comics!!

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the real friendship was the friendship we made along the way

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the criminals could at least have the courtesy to commit Easy Crimes

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so are you gonna start handing out anacampserotes or what. like is it gonna happen soon, or

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orange you glad i didn't say orange again

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