it's a tough job but someone's got to do it. just kidding: it's super easy for me, i'm a natural

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bruce wayne sighed. fractions were like stupid number riddles, and when was he ever going to use stupid riddles in real life?!

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as abraham lincoln once said: "please excuse me, i'm quite busy"

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oscar wilde more like oscar wildely incorrect attribution for his most famous line, HOW'S THAT TASTE OSCAR??

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousApril 2nd, 2021nextApril 2nd, 2021: Here's more on that quotation! Fun fact: if you say "quote" instead of "quotation" I might say "ah, quote is the verb, quotation is the noun". And by "fun" I mean "fun for me"– Ryan

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if only they'd decided to end the war at the 10th hour and 58th minute of the 11th day of the 11th month instead!! if only

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sure but what about sherlock without prep time

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all i'm saying is we have to keep killing a whole number of birds with one stone, or the whole system falls apart

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mistakes is sometimes regrets

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i have invented dreaming and dreamed i was a butterfly! okay, so dude, stop me if you've heard this one before...

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logical FAILacies. no wait: logical LAFFacies. got it in two.

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousMarch 19th, 2021nextMarch 19th, 2021: I posted the first sentence of this comic on Twitter and then wrote the rest of it! But then, my tweet was popular and people started adding their own variations to the tweet in the replies. The lesson here is maybe don't leak your own comics...

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