t-rex, dromiceiomimus, and utahraptor in: the great escape

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assuming you agree with all my opinions, be sure to follow me on social media!!

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sorry for writing "tumescent" and sorry more for pronouncing it "tumes-cent"

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his friends call him "bill" but his SECRET friends call him "william 'the big g' gates"

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keep your eyes peeled for a partial shout out to engineering in panel 3

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special HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD minicomic :0

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berries for your heir-ies

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disappointment comix!!! PLEASE ENJOY

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my bitterness at eating raw kale is matched only by the bitterness of eating raw kale

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about← previousJune 15th, 2022nextJune 15th, 2022: I'm pretty sure this is not the first time T-Rex has mused about wanting vegetables to be as desirable as chips. I don't know what HIS problem is, *I* eat only the best foods and have a body of an Adonis?? No I will not be sharing pics at this...

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when will the end of history arrive, we already have SO MUCH of it

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