Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 1984

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Social media commentary is a lot more interesting if this is your default.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kitten

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Googley eyes in the last panel drawn by my 7-year-old who is the world's foremost expert.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can also do this if someone says the methods used for a linguistics paper were invalid.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trick

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:All you have to do to make adults cry is state a date and location where they were more than 30 years ago.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Basenana

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Although to be fair he hasn't died yet.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fun Fact

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:SMBC is a comic about philosophy and math.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Codes

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Wow, I didn't even have to escalate to the pooping one.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life of a Salesman

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's time for a play about how wait a minute middle class life was okay.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - October 13

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:My alternate version of this was giant aliens putting humans in food slurry so that their excreta would cause it to be fluffy, but honestly that felt weird.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perception

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I would be OVER THE MOON to have you void your colon thoroughly!Today's News:

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