Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strong

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Wow, you have huge biceps from your constant muscle tension!Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kettling

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I honestly don't understand why birders are all so happy. It's like constantly rubbing your face in human limitations, and then you don't even get to shoot the source of your suffering.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Requiem for a Blockbuster

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I just worry kids will never know the pleasure of convincing your exhausted mother that you'll shut up in exchange for the king size candy bar and 6 pounds of Ninja Turtles episodes.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - End Times

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I think we can run out the clock of we get a doomsaying AI going.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curious

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sport!

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The cool thing is we only have to do the Olympics once.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:First told to an 8-year-old who pretended not to laugh.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intro

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now, you'll want to use the 500 paragraph format.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Punch

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Note, this morning, when I have a lot of drawing to do, my stylus isn't working.Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You CAN get away with killing a million people if you make a million babies. It nets out.Today's News:

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