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Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids

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New Erectile Dysfunction Startup Sends Ripped, Virile Man Directly To Your Door To Bang Your Spouse

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Most Children Go Missing The Moment Parent Turns Attention Toward Themself For One Goddamn Second

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Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-Something Clash

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CDC Says Kids Will Be Last To Get Vaccine Because What Are Those Little Twerps Going To Do About It

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The Onion Reviews ‘Wonder Woman 1984’

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Baboon Couple Sues National Geographic For Distributing Private Sex Tape

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Anti-Jacketers Rally Outside Burlington Coat Factory To Protest Liberal Cold Weather Conspiracy

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Man Hasn’t Heard Or Read Single True Thing In 6 Years

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New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope

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