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Man Hasn’t Heard Or Read Single True Thing In 6 Years

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New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope

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Overwhelmed White Nationalist Militia Spread Too Thin Plotting Attacks Against Everyone Trump Wants

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Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Visual Aids

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Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator

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Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk

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Piece Of Sh*t From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School

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Disney World On Lockdown After Mickey Escapes Enclosure, Rampages Through Park

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Real Estate Experts Confirm Having George Clooney Living In Attic Greatly Increases Property Value

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Diary Entries Reveal Ben Franklin’s Kite Experiment Was Early Attempt At Erotic Electrostimulation

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