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The Onion Reviews 'Licorice Pizza'

A film whose vision is unfortunately marred by the unsettling choice to use a CGI recreation of actor Bradley Cooper after his untimely death in 2017. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News:...

Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids

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New Erectile Dysfunction Startup Sends Ripped, Virile Man Directly To Your Door To Bang Your Spouse

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Most Children Go Missing The Moment Parent Turns Attention Toward Themself For One Goddamn Second

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Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-Something Clash

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CDC Says Kids Will Be Last To Get Vaccine Because What Are Those Little Twerps Going To Do About It

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The Onion Reviews ‘Wonder Woman 1984’

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Baboon Couple Sues National Geographic For Distributing Private Sex Tape

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Anti-Jacketers Rally Outside Burlington Coat Factory To Protest Liberal Cold Weather Conspiracy

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Man Hasn’t Heard Or Read Single True Thing In 6 Years

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