Here’s our latest. This time we’re over at Amy’s blog. [Amy Castor] In this edition: DeFi hotshot Avi Eisenberg goes on trial Matt Levine makes an exceedingly foolish regulatory proposal Bitfinex sells a hotel token in El Salvador Uniswap gets a Wells notice Central bank digital currencies: the users don’t care a lot   Your subscriptions...

Amy is still busy, so David wrote this one up. Expect proper spelling and eschewing the AP style guide. We need your support for more posts like this. Send us money! Here’s Amy’s Patreon, and here’s David’s. Sign up today! If you like this post — please tell just one other person. “GPT5 has averaged photos of all website owners and created a...

By Amy Castor and David Gerard We write for money! Here’s Amy’s Patreon and here’s David’s. For casual tips, here’s Amy’s Ko-Fi and here’s David’s. If you liked this post, tell just one other person. Send them a link! This really helps. “he actually is satoshi and has access to the satoshi bitcoin horde, but wants nobody to know this. so he’s...

Amy is busy with all manner of disconcerting nonsense that at least isn’t crypto. So let’s have some fun with a scammer while we wait for her! Lots of AI companies sell a fake product — where the product doesn’t work or where the “completely automated” system is a lot of underpaid workers in a cheap country. Amazon is the most recent example —...

By Amy Castor and David Gerard You can sponsor our efforts to produce more work like this. Here’s Amy’s Patreon and here’s David’s. For casual tips, here’s Amy’s Ko-Fi and here’s David’s. Help our work: if you liked this post, tell just one other person. Christopher Harborne, who owns 12% of cryptocurrency exchange Bitfinex and stablecoin issuer...

Bitcoin has set yet another new all-time high — $73,835 on Coinbase BTC-USD on March 14. This means bitcoin is good now! All our past objections are resolved. Going forward, we only deal in Finances U Desire. The number is up, but the market is still super-thin. BitMEX BTC-USDT had a flash crash on Monday evening to just $8,900. We’re not in a bubble....