The man gets undressed and the doctor says, "I can't believe I'm about to say this, and it is certainly unprofessional, but I have to say that you have the most perfect ass I've seen in my entire life! You should be proud!" The man awkwardly responds, "thanks?" The doctor continues, "mind if I numb it a bit before the procedure?" Man says, "uhh, okay?"...

My neighbor had twin boys and he named them: Pete and Repete My niece let me name her boy and girl twins; so I selected: Denise and Denephew The famous conductor, Lawrence Welk, named his twin daughters: Anna One Anna Two I called my wife the other day to tell her I'd pick up Fish and Chips on my way home from work, but she hung up on me. She's still...

She said: "Which is?" I said: "Exactly" submitted by /u/lilapre [link] [comments]

Which is a nicer way of saying I’m making her poor. submitted by /u/CarlosDoesTheWorld [link] [comments]

Pawn intended. submitted by /u/lou_is_who [link] [comments]

After a few minutes, the husband is starting to get a little frisky. W: “Not tonight.” H: “Come on, it’s been a while.” W: “I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow so I want to be fresh.” After another couple of minutes… H: “You don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow too, do you?” submitted by /u/Upstate_Gooner_1972 [link] [comments]