comics and goofs by kris straub
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voight-kampff improved

something about tortoises, man

Mon Aug 6, 2018 22:53
our (very bad) word

i hate this word. but like all words it has a meaning, ignore at your peril

Tue Jul 17, 2018 23:03
flavor finds a way

“you gotta fly all these dinos back and let them get a good sear, another 5 minutes would do it”

Tue Jul 10, 2018 23:36
gallows humor scale

i guess the final actual stage is “successfully delivered funny last words”

Wed Jul 4, 2018 01:32
decorum

remember when i did stuff like two cops

Tue Jun 26, 2018 21:48
poppin crys (flavor crystals that is)

sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes” imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch

Tue Jun 19, 2018 20:01

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