Where do these months keep going?! I mean, it’s already May? Damn. Pretty soon we’re all gonna be sweating our nethers off in the dead heat of summer, wondering when shit’s gonna cool down. Before we get ahead of ourselves though, we’ve got a newly updated MetalSucks Playlist on your favorite digital streaming platform (as long as that platform is...

Swedish death metal supergroup Grand Cadaver released the second half of their 7” double A-side single following the release of the first single, “Terminal Exit,” last month. The new track is called “Skinless Gods,” which is so named because skinless is the healthiest way to eat your gods. All of the fat is in the skin. According to their website,...

KnuckleBonz is at it again with their latest figurines. This time they’ve announced new statues based on Papa Emeritus IV of Ghost and another of Spencer Charnas from Ice Nine Kills. The Spencer Charnas figure looks vaguely like Charnas, but also kind of looks more like if John Barrowman played Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. The figure...

Homo-deathcore novelty act Brojob are back with their new frontman Paxton Grizzle after parting ways with their previous vocalist Jacob Wallace. The band dropped a new single called “Cocksnatcher” which the band think is going to evoke a unique response from listeners. According to a post the band made on Instagram: “OUR NEW SONG “COCKSNATCHER”...

Doom sludge bands Yashira, Autolith, and Drag Pattern dropped a surprise three-way digital split EP yesterday that was posted to Autolith’s Bandcamp page. The new release contains one song from each band, and Yashira’s contribution, “Blindfolded in Holly,” seems like it will mark the final song for the band as they announced an indefinite hiatus on...

Knocked Loose drummer Kevin Kaine responded to allegations made by an anonymous and now-deleted account on Reddit from someone claiming to have had a sexual encounter with Kaine and contracted multiple STIs. Here’s the original post that appeared on Reddit: “Warning for other women I don’t know what’s going on with Reddit or why my...