Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext: Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext: The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext: Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext: Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post? Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext: Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext: Did you find it? Today's News: Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.